For reason we shan't go into here,
Superman owes an
awful lot of of money.
So he hauls this abandoned French Foreign Legion fort in Africa (
!) to an elephant's graveyard (
!), and...


Unfortunately, this is one of those stories where
everything goes wrong for the
Man Of Steel. So:


So
that's how Superman is going to make his bucks--shilling for
Proctor & Gamble!! Ivory Soap is
better than ivory tusks, indeed!! (FYI, "
It floats!" was Ivory's first slogan, back in
1891!)
Alas, poor
Kal-El is not happy with his merchandising check:

And why,
exactly, did Superman need a billion dollars? That's a story for another day...
Surely DC's motives were 99 44/100% pure for mentioning Ivory soap and it's slogan in Superman #148 (1961), as reprinted in Superman #284 (1975).
1 comment:
so what would happen if bizzaro would turn that ray on a person?
Lazarus Lupin
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