Bold Fashion Choices--"I Am The Law--Of The Catwalk!!"

What, you say that it's about time Mega-City One updated it's judges' uniforms?

Be careful what you ask for...

Yup, it's unveiling day for the new, sentient suits--and FASHION!!

And of course, Judge Dredd gets to be the guinea pig.

Yeah, the suit, aside from looking marvelous, let's him dodge bullets!!

Run scans in the field!!

Make...fashion critiques?!?

Uh-oh...

Soon the suit decides to go on a little bit of a fashion rampage!

Um, that's the same reasoning Judge Death uses to justify killing all the living, dumb suit!!

The "nano-sentient" uniform abandons Dredd...

...Dredd has to borrow so clothes from a helpful citizen...

Anyway, Dredd blows the disobedient colthes to little bits.

The moral of our story?

From 2000 AD #1610 (2008)