Along time ago, in a galaxy far, far away:
OK, on a "
level of existence of the cosmos" far, far away...
By the way, who the hell names a planet
Gobdor?!?
Anyway, Gobdor has a really,
really unique idea of entertainment:
Someone stayed up all night coming up with "
tel-vis" as a creative name for an extra-dimensional version of television.
Apparently, they don't have
PBS or
BBCAmerica on Gobdor.
But there is panic at the studio:
Guys, guys, guys...can't you just do a "
Shark Week" or something? I mean, given the unending stream of nature documentaries, you might want to examine you idea of '
nothing" happening. There's always
something going on!!
Or you could, you know, just run a bunch of
NCIS re-runs. Don't Gobdorians understand
binging?!?
Fortunately,
Dro Dorno has an idea!
Ladies and gentleman: Gobdor just invented scripted reality TV!!
Still, it'd probably be easier to just fill the airwaves with
Law & Order episodes...
From Flash #132 (1962)
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