Yet More Proof My Parents Never Loved Me!!

I scratch my poor noggin trying to fathom the reason I never had these as a youth:

Come on, Mom & Dad--7 gigantic dinosaurs for one dollar?? Why, oh why was I so cruelly denied these?

I mean, look:

Prosaurolophus, Mom & Dad--Prosaurolophus, for gosh sakes!!

And, to add insult to injury:

Well, guys, I hope you remember failing to buy these for me when it comes time for me to decide which nursing home you get shoved into...

From Alarming Tales #6 (1958).