Monday, February 15, 2016

Manic Monday Bonus--Absolute Proof That Hal Jordan Is The Stupidest M#$*%^&*@(#( Alive!

Douchebag aliens have been using a carnival fun-house to kidnap Happy Harbor residents and replace them with duplicates.

The Justice League gets wind of this, and goes to investigate in their civilian identities. Hal Jordan watches as an alien duplicate of himself is created...




Well, of course. There's absolutely no way out of this trap, because--

Jesus H. Christ, Hal--there's no ceiling. You could have just flown out of there!

(Not to mention he could have tunneled through the non-yellow floor...)

Hal Jordan, ladies and gentleman--the greatest Green Lantern ever!! Which leaves you wondering just how low that bar actually is...


From Justice League Of America #7 (1961)

3 comments:

SallyP said...

I have said this before, and I will say it again...it I a good thing that Hal is pretty.

Anonymous said...

I seem to remember you also saying, "Hal isn't the sharpest crayon in the box...but that's part of his charm." ;0-)

Mista Whiskas said...

This really is trolling Sally P mightily ;) !