Superman takes
Lois Lane and
Lana Lang to get the scoop of the century:
Fox Mulder was right!!! There are aliens among us!!
Ahhhh!!
You'd think that would be the big story. But Lois and Lana just go around taking pictures of trinkets (
probably because they know Perry White would never print the story of aliens on Earth).
Well, the ladies pay no heed to the warning...
You have to admit, that's pretty
cool...
Well, the intrepid reporters are completely unable to reason about cause and effect given the two examples that happened right in front of their eyes, so it's time to get even
more foolish:
Whatever will
Kal-El think?
Well, instead of screaming in terror, Superman does what
any normal male would do in these circumstances:
Oh, Superman...
Living the dream, Kal-El...living the dream...you get both the women you love, without having to make up your mind!
But...
Well, the curator knows that effects of the merger are only temporary...soon they'll split apart, and one of them will die! But Superman
Silver Ages it and saves them both, but as a result they both forget it ever happened!
Silver Age, won't you!
From Lois Lane #41 (1963) as reprinted in Lois Lane #113 (1971)
1 comment:
So if Lois and Lana had ever offered Superman a menage a trois, he would have gone for it?
Stupid Comics Code...
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