How A Woman Can Keep Her Job (According To Romance Comics)!

 You were good enough to get the job (thanks to our tips--you're welcome!). But can you hold on to it?

 Yes, punctuality only counts when it is in the boss's favor!!

In fact, don't have a personal life, and you can avoid this problem altogether!

 And you thought the "no chewing gum" rule was tough...

 Chain yourself to your desk! Bathroom breaks are for losers!

 Be gracious when you're passed over because you won't have "private dictation" session with the boss!

Brown nose, brown nose, brown nose!!

Remember the basic rule--as a woman, you can't do anything a male employee would be able to get away with!!

From Cinderella Love #13 (1953)