Evil circus entrepreneur
BB Farnum (
get it?!?) has discovered the "
precious secret" of animating puppets and getting them to do his bidding. namely, stealing
Superman's superpowers, one by one. Don't believe me? Just look for yourself:

But, after dispatching his puppets to slay Superman, he decides he'd rather do it
himself:



Well, kids--have
you solved the mystery? Can you tell
which superpower Farnum and the puppets have forgotten--
which superpower will save Superman??


No, it wasn't his power of
super-disguise--there
is no such power (unless you're
Batman). Guess again!!
D'oh!! Of course--
super-ventriloquism!!! (Which, on
Krypton, apparently includes the ability of
super-mimicry...)
Oh, by the way--Farnum, you're
spectacularly ill-equipped to complain about Superman's "
dirty, rotten stunt." I mean, you were trying to kill the man, you
douche--all
he did was trick you in order to save his life. I would think that attempted murder by puppet ranks
somewhat higher on the dirty rotten stunt scale.
Anyway, Superman hauls him away, and...

Sadly, BB Farnum never returned, despite his pledge of an encore. So the secret of how these puppets were animated, how they were able to steal superpowers, and what the heck this all means is still locked in
Cary Bates' head...
Super-ventriloquism saves the day in Superman #269 (1973).
2 comments:
You'd think a power like super-ventriloquism would have made it a bit easire for Superman to hide his identity from Lois back in the day. Ah, well.
Well, there's one power that Superman does NOT have!
Super Banjo Pickin' Power! Today, Duelin' Banjos... tomorrow, Banjo-Man conquers the Mandolin Maniac!
Nyaa-Ha-Ha!!!
Signed, Banjo Pickin' Norm
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