You know, if someone asked me to describe what the perfect comic book would be, what would I say?
Let's see...how about starring Shang-Chi...written by Jonathan Hickman...What else? Oh, I don't know. How about a KUNG FU MOTORCYCLE RACE??!? Yeah, that would be sweet!! Against whom? Uhh, how about, oh, I don't know, Deadpool?!? Oh, yeah, and Shang-Chi would be wearing Chuck Taylors. Plus, there had better be a Parental Advisory due to much unsavory kung fu violence!! Yeah, that would be the perfect comic book.
Too bad it could never happen...
It’s DEADPOOL versus SHANG-CHI, the peerless Master of Kung-Fu, in a KUNG-FU MOTORCYCLE RACE!
WHAAAAAATTTT?!?!?!?!
Damn, this must be karmic reward for being so ill all month. Thank you, karma!!
The full solicit:
Life is good.
Let's see...how about starring Shang-Chi...written by Jonathan Hickman...What else? Oh, I don't know. How about a KUNG FU MOTORCYCLE RACE??!? Yeah, that would be sweet!! Against whom? Uhh, how about, oh, I don't know, Deadpool?!? Oh, yeah, and Shang-Chi would be wearing Chuck Taylors. Plus, there had better be a Parental Advisory due to much unsavory kung fu violence!! Yeah, that would be the perfect comic book.
Too bad it could never happen...

WHAAAAAATTTT?!?!?!?!
Damn, this must be karmic reward for being so ill all month. Thank you, karma!!
The full solicit:
SHANG-CHI: MASTER OF KUNG-FU
Written by JONATHAN HICKMAN, CHARLIE HUSTON, MIKE BENSON & ROBIN FURTH
Penciled by KODY CHAMBERLAIN, NELSON & MORE!
Cover by LUCIO PARRILLO
It’s DEADPOOL versus SHANG-CHI, the peerless Master of Kung-Fu, in a KUNG-FU MOTORCYCLE RACE! You won’t believe your eyes when you read this all-new, all-action, all-black-and-white one shot in the spirit of the Mighty Marvel Magazines of yore, but ALL-NOW in style! The kung-fu fighting never lets up for a moment over these four stories by some of Marvel’s hottest writers, including a prose tale by DARK TOWER’s Robin Furth! If you like your comics bold—this is for you!
48 PGS./Black and White/One-Shot/Parental Advisory ...$3.99
Life is good.
1 comment:
Ha. Ha. The Chucks are kickin'.
They should urbanize Deadpool in some feature.
Deadpool with Caucasian-boy dreads coming out the back of his mask?
How about some Deadpool bling?
Deadpool with his pants halfway down his . . . okay, forget that one . . .
Deadpool in Phat Farm and Timberlands?
Deadpool doing a handlock/shoulderbump with Wolverine: "I luv ya bro'!"
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