Tales From the Quarter Bin--NasCubs!!

Some days, the quarter bin is like a trip to all your nightmares. Case in point:

Ladies and gentlemen, please take a closer look at NasCubs #1 (1991):


And closer still:

Well, the cover certainly doesn't lie, as we follow the incredibly cute NasCub plans to become the official mascots of Nascar by stalking Richard Petty:

So, let's meet the NasCubs!!





Will Richard Petty fall for the sepia-toned propaganda of cute animals who drive dangerous cars?

Damn, he fell for it! oh, wait, I'm supposed to be rooting FOR these demonic creatures...

Watch in terror, as Nascar is assimilated by cuteness!!


Let's take one more look at those cuties!!

Just for the record, someone at the comic shop made a reference to the quality of the lettering in this fine title, and suggested that it tied in somehow with the alleged literacy levels of Nascar fans. But not me...I didn't say that...