For tonight's
Friday Night Fights, let's step back to the halcyon days of
1994, for an
all-splash page special.
The scene: right after
Emerald Twilight, we have an insane
Hal Jordan (
editors note: he wasn't insane, he was possessed by a demonic parasitic entity who was the sentient embodiment of fear!)) (
author's note: yeah, right, whatever).
Anyway, Hal Jordan is on a rampage to
steal all the power he can so he can "
change the universe" and "
set things right." He's beaten the crap out of a number of
DC's most powerful heroes, but one is still kicking:
Guy Gardner, wielding
Sinestro's ring. Will it be
enough?
Beau Smith and
Mitch Byrd present the
entire isssue in one and two-page splashes, so let's pick it up at "
THOOM!"

Now, when you're as
powerful as
Parallax is at this point, there's really only
one response: hit Guy with an asteroid...

...and then up the sound effects ante while debating political philosophy:

And remember, kids: it's
not Hal Jordan sounding completely unhinged here...it's the
color yellow!

And since throwing a small planet at Guy wasn't enough, well, let's
throw Guy at a planet!!

The finisher:
the sucker punch from behind!

So much for
Warrior...Good thing we
ret-conned away
100% of Hal Jordan's responsibility for all this. Hey, maybe next we can reveal that
Peter Parker was
possessed by an ancient entity when he let the thief escape, so he's really not at all responsible for
Uncle Ben's death!!
All I know is,
no fear entity could possess Bahlactus!!
Guy gets whooped, but not really by Hal Jordan, in Guy Gardner Warrior #21.
1 comment:
FWAZZABWAMM? Wow, a 3 syllable punch!
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