Your High School English Classes Could Have Been Much Worse!

Believe it or not, there's a way to make students hate Moby Dick more than they already do:

 Turn it into math problems!!!

(Here's the answer for you...)

You're welcome!

Hey, while we're at it...

 ...let's ruin art class, too!

 Wait...you're actively trying to help the whale kill everyone?!?! What the hell!?!?

And look:

More goddamn math!!

Next week--The Scarlet Letter organic chemistry puzzles!!

Insidious torture from Treasure Chest Of Fun And Fact #135-136 (1953)