So many career opportunities were available!!
For example, you could be a clerk at a pawn shop!
So maybe pawn shop clerk is out. How about spaceship captain? When you're Rex Dexter's girlfriend Cynde, there are plenty of opportunities!
Of course, in addition to being equal, a female space ship captain gets the unbelievable bonus of posing for futuristic upskirt shots...
Worried about space sickness? OK, how about trying life as a big-city debutante? That's a winning lifestyle!!
Of course, 11 other debs have been murdered and "cut to pieces." So maybe there's a slight drawback...
Hey, Green Mask saved her, so really, how could she have been in any real danger?!?
Don't worry, we have plenty of career options left for you gals. How about secretary to a powerful oil executive?
Yes, being kidnapped by stereotypical Chinese masterminds who are "carrying on a vendetta against the white race" is part of the job description...as is:
Wow, you dames are pretty picky. Oh, one last try. You can be the inventor of a new secret Navy airplane, and a crack pilot!!
Still, if that's the worst that could happen...
All of these panels are from Mystery Men Comics #13 (1940). You've come a long way, baby!
3 comments:
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
Although, kudos to the pilot for keeping her snark intact even while being tortured. That was a Giles Corey-worthy response.
Those Chinese kidnappers may have been pesky but they couldn't build a winch worth a dam - an hour?!
I...am sensing a trend here. A very very loooooooooooong trend.
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