Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Customer Service

To the person who found this site with a search for "Darkseid/Galactus slash fanfiction":

1) Sorry, can't help you.

2) Eeeewwwwwwww.

To the person who found this site with a search for "Wonder Woman porn":

1) Sorry, can't help you.

2) Really? That's the best you can do?

To the person who found this site with a search for "mad libs about King Arthur":

1) Dude, welcome. You're a true geek.

2) King Arthur (Verb, past tense) Lancelot in the (Noun).

2 comments:

Christian Zamora said...

I thought I was the only one who checked how people had found the blog through Google, lol.

Try "Chucky's Origin" For some weird reason, I show up real high in the list. (As in the first spot).

Anonymous said...

It was a toss up between clicking on your site or King Arthur Flour. I'd done the wikipedia on King Arthur, just to trace back his wife's family and had to stop at her old man's castle at Knucklas. You came up on a "Mad about King Arthur" search - Xtreeem customer service like no other. Thanks.