You know that comic book writer you really can't stand? (Fill in the blank with your bugaboo of choice)?
Maybe we shouldn't complain so vociferously...because if he weren't writing comics, things could be a lot worse...
See? By letting your least favorite author write comics, you're keeping him off the streets and away from a life of crime!!
Of course, The Plotter has the same effect on cops that certain writers have on comic bloggers:
From America's Greatest Comics #5 (1942)