And then there was the time people from the past showed up, and
Kid Eternity wasn't the one who summoned them!!
Wait, what was that?
Great, we're back to "
Kid actually changes into the character," rather than just summoning them. Someday we'll get this all settled,
We begin the story by adding to the
goofy-ass cosmology of this series. Kid and
Mr. Keeper, as per usual, are just hanging around doing nothing constructive...
,
...when it's time to meet a key player in the afterlife!
Now, I'd love to tell you that this was the same
Father Time who was head of
S.H.A.D.E. and interacted with the rest of the
Quality/former
Earth-X characters in the
Freedom Fighters mini-series a few years back.
Nope, can't do it.
Morrison created him out of whole cloth, and that Father Time has nothing to do with this fella. Which is just fine, because
this Father Time is awesome!
So, wait...in heaven, Father Time
uses a mechanical device to keep time from being "
all jumbled up"??
Well, this sounds like a job for Kid!
In modern comics, this premise would have been the set-up for a
Zero Hour-type "
everything exists at once" tale...or at least a good
Kang story.
Nope. Our creators are focusing on just
one time-displaced group of characters!
It's
Julius Caesar and his legions!!!
But these are
New Yorkers...and they don't take crap like this seriously!
Uh-oh...
Oh, no!! It's time for Kid to
summon become...
Vercingetorix!!
Well, that puts a slight crimp in Caeser's invasion, so Kid heads back to
Eternity to check up on Father Time.
Man, I
love this guy!!
Meanwhile, back in the
Big Apple:
It would be churlish to interrupt this tale to wonder about such prosaic questions as, "
How did Julius Caesar learn English, " or "
How did they pay for a billboard, or rent Yankee Stadium?" So I won't.
Dude, "
modern people" have cars and tanks and bombs and guns...it should be no contest!
But Kid is right--New Yorkers are like big fluffy bunnies when faced with a centurion or two!
Wow. New York...
city of weaklings!
Still, they do enjoy complaining!
Let the games begin!
Volunteers?
Fuggedaboudit!
Now, in fairness, this is at the height of
WWII, so a large portion of the able-bodied males were engaged elsewhere at the time. Still, this is a pretty weal lot.
Fortunately, Kid Eternity is on hand!
Hercules!!
Next?
Jim Jeffries?!?
Two things to note. First, this is the
3rd straight story in which Kid calls upon a boxer--and it's the
3rd different boxer!! It probably goes to show the hold boxing still held in the public imagination at the time.
Secondly, and perhaps most importantly, Jim Jeffries was very much
alive in
1943!! Sure, he had been retired for a few decades...but Kid Eternity is summoning
living people!! Or, perhaps just as likely, the author thought Jeffries had passed, given that he had been out of the spotlight so long, and would have been 68 at this time.
But then there's wrestling...
Zybisco?!?
This one took some research, and my best guess is Kid means
Stanislaus Zbyzko, two time World Heavyweight Champion wrestler. Less likely, they could have meant Stanislaus' younger, less famous wrestling brother,
Władysław.
Here's the thing though--they
both lived until the late
1960s!! So we have pretty clearly amended Kid's powers to "
summoning live people"!!!
Oh, and "
Zybisco" wins easily.
Caesar has had enough!!
Kid can't stop him, because it's time for...
...the good old "
blow to the head causes amnesia" chestnut!!
But in the nick of time--literally!!
So we have one of the more literal
deus ex machina stories ever!!
Pshaw, it was nothing!!
After 6 adventures, our count stands at:
| Achilles |
1 |
| Antony, Marc |
1 |
| Barry's father |
1 |
| Blackhawk |
1 |
| Columbus |
1 |
| Corbett, Jim |
1 |
| Hercules |
1 |
| Holmes, Sherlock |
1 |
| Houdini |
1 |
| Jeffries, Jim |
1 |
| Leander |
1 |
| Napoleon |
1 |
| Noah |
1 |
| Nobody |
1 |
| Pheidippides |
1 |
| Robin Hood |
1 |
| Samson |
1 |
| Solomon |
1 |
| Sullivan, John L. |
1 |
| Vercingetorix |
1 |
| Zbyzko, Stanislaus |
1 |
Next time...tilting at windmills!!
From Hit Comics #30 (1943)
