Friday Night Fights--CapWolf Style!!

Friday Night Fights on Halloween?

Well, hell, then, I'm going with this:

Oh, yeah.

For you youngsters, the wicked Doctor Nightshade had captured Captain America...

And she made him part of her experiment to turn people into...

WEREWOLVES!!!

Ah, but the Super-Soldier Serum enabled to Capwolf to resist her control, and escape...

...but she sent the rest of her werewolves after him...

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot...

She also has a bestial Wolverine under her control, and sent him after Capwolf, too!!

WHOOM!!!!!

Spacebooger is very disappointed that the third Cap Movie isn't Captain America: CAPWOLF!!!

Lycanthropic wrasslin' courtesy of Mark Gruenwald, Rik Levins and Steve Alexandrov in Captain America #405 (1992)

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? If Werewolf Captain America kicking the crap outta Wolverine isn't worth your vote, I don't know what is! So go and vote!!

Letters To Lois 4--Kissin' Cousins?!?

From the incredibly fruitful letters page in Lois Lane #24 (1961):

They've received requests for an "imaginary" marriage between Superman and Supergirl?!? EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not to mention, if Lois is too old for a relationship with Jimmy, well, there's certainly a greater age gap between Kal-El and Kara.

And not to mention, EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Letters To Lois 3--Killing The Cat!!

From the letters page in Lois Lane #24 (1961):

Oh, so Lois is just DC's version of Ben Urich, World's Worst Reporter...

Letters To Lois 2--Corporal Punishment!!

From the letters page of Lois Lane #24 (1961):

What the hell is going on in Winnetka, Illinois?!?

49 out of 51 kids want to see Lois get a "good hard spanking"?!?!?

Of course, they're right, Superman would never spank Lois--

 That was from just 10 issues earlier, in Lois Lane #14...

OK, OK, causing your robot to spank Lois doesn't count, right? Superman himself would never, ever spank a woman--

 Never mind.

Letters To Lois 1--May-December Romance?

From the letter column of Lois Lane #24 (1961):

Well, that's not the worst idea ever...or is it?

Wait--exactly how much older is Lois than Jimmy? "Several" years should be an absolute barrier?

Plus, Lucy Lane is a vile beast...

But you're right...Superman has always been a good sport, and would never pull a nasty prank on Jimmy, or force Jimmy to live in a slum, or...go back to beat up a mean truck driver once he got his super-powers back, or snap Zod's neck, or...

Man's Best Friend--Unless You're In An Italian Machine Gun Nest!!

It's WWII, and the boys are pinned down!!

Always send a dog to do a man's job!

You know, I know dogs...and that doesn't look "crazy mad." That looks like "Hey, pet me!!"

But I guess I was wrong, eh?

WOOF!!

Note: Chip the congressionally-decorated dog still ate his own poop, barked at blowing leaves, and snored loudly at night.

From Captain Aero #17 (1944)

The Origin Of Siri?

Screw-up counter-intelligence agent Chet Porter has been assigned to protect "crackpot inventor" Professor Petersen:

That's kind of a downer, Siri!!

Wow...so just by changing a couple of wires, I can make Siri give different answers?

Later, the evil Professor Blake's skullduggery is discovered:

22 steps?!? Geez, Siri, establishing a dictatorship of the "new master race of scientists" is hard!!

Hey, someone with an iPhone--ask Siri these questions, she what she says!!

From Spy-Hunters #11 (1951)