For today's post...
Dammit, I've got nothing.
So, when we have nothing here at Slay Monstrobot, we usually turn to the finest form of humor--puns.
So stand by, here we go!!
Dammit, still nothing!!
Fortunately, we have a little bit of help today:
Yes, that's right, it's our old friend AAU Superstar!!
"Flattens his arch enemy"--get it, flat arches, get it?? Missile-Toe?!? Oh, man, this is going to be good. Take it away, AAU Superstar!!
Uh...OK, those are pretty bad.
Hmmm, maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all...
OK, now I think this commercial is definitely over-promising on what their shoes can do. Plus, the punnery is starting to get painful...
Ahhhhh, stop, please stop!!
Make it stop!! Make it stop!!!!
Phew...no more puns!!
Damn you, AAU Superstar!!!
And that, friends, is why I usually don't let fictional characters write blog entries here...
This ad was on the back cover of All-Star Comics #69 (1977)