My Mind Is Too Dirty For This Game!

Look, I've tried and tried...

...but all the punchlines I come up with are just too naughty. You guys see what you can come up with, OK?

BONUS: Apparently, Millie has already picked out her wedding dress, which you'd think would be a bit of a faux paus for a model:

I mean, first of all, she doesn't even have a fiancee yet. Secondly, since she's nowhere near having a wedding date yet, she can't have any idea of whether or not this dress would still be in fashion when the big day rolls around.

EXTRA BONUS:

Gotta love paper dolls!!

From Millie The Model #100 (1961)