Guardians Of The Universe--C$%& Blockers!!

Who's the black Green Lantern that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

John Stewart!!

You're damn right...until one of the Guardians comes calling, that is:

WAIT...did he just say what I think he said? He made John interrupt "the completion of his pleasure"?!?!?!?!?

You just know Hal Jordan would never let that act go uncompleted!

John tries to make sure the home fires will still be burning...

..but after his little adventure:

"I dunno"??? "Guess"???? "Report to the Guardians"????

Dude, Beverly is waiting--in your bed!!

John--BEVERLY IS WAITING FOR YOU IN BED!!!!!

John Stewart, you are no Hal Jordan!!

From Green Lantern #165 (1983)