Something you probably wouldn't see happen in the 21st century:
Wait...again?!?
Batman--Mr. I Can Beat Anybody With 5 Minutes To Prepare, Mr. I'm So Cool I Have Plans To Kill All My Friends Just In Case, Mr. I Can Take Down Darkseid...
Batman got lost and had to stop and ask for directions?!?!?
That's why he needed Robin--he needed a navigator!
From Detective Comics #37 (1940)
Haw!
ReplyDeleteOh, and someone to wash the car.
Lost his way...or wiped his own mind as a special defense against his enemies being able to deduce his plans?
ReplyDeleteThis is always fun to show to the "Batman was so badass before Robin/Adam West/fun came along and ruined everything" crowd.
ReplyDeleteIf there are screams coming from that lonely, dark, backwoods house already, what's going to happen when they answer the door to a huge nut in a crude bat costume?
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