In The Future, All Reporters Are Superman Truthers!

It's a hundred and some years in the future, and Superman has been a bit of a recluse for quite awhile.

But the news media of the day have finally caught up to him:

Wow. Seriously? People thought that Superman was Luthor, that all of those fights were some kind of false flag operation to protect Kal-El's secret identity?!? And news people are spreading these theories?!? I guess internet conspiracy theorists do end up taking over all news in the future!

What do you think of that theory, Superman?

Man, old Superman is a scary mofo.

OK, but if your secret identity wasn't Lex Luthor, could it have been...

Ralph Nader?!?!?

Well, that might explain some things about the 2000 election...

From Superman #416 (1986)