Manic Monday Triple Overtime--The Very Important Reason You Should Never Wear Pigtails!

Rule #1:

If you have a ballet named "Black Strangler," something bad is gonna happen.

For example:

OUCH!!!!

And sadly, all too real:

"The throttling was genuine! This doll is defunct!"

Why can't we live in a time when people talk like that? Sigh...

From Crime Smashers #13 (1952)