Bold Fashion Choices--These Kryptonian Boots Are Made For Walkin'

Superman has mysteriously lost his powers, and "the underworld" has captured the poor slob.

And how do they celebrate?

Hmmm...I don't see the appeal, personally. But I wouldn't be surprised if this is the next big cosplay fad at conventions and such.

But our gangsters are missing a big opportunity...

Look, far be it from me to tell you criminals how to do evil and all...but it sure looks like you have a butt-nekked Superman in that tube. Just think how much you could make taking a few pictures and selling them to Reddit!! Or charge ladies (and interested men, of course) a few sheckels for a live peek!!

Just think of what it did for Burt Reynolds' career, Kal-El...

From Superman #228 (1970)