And Then There Was The Time That Supergirl Became Wonder Woman's Sister!

Let's be honest--men suck!!

Exhibit A: there's trouble during an earthquake at make-out point:

See? Men are vile!!

And just a few minutes later, Kara rescues a glider from certain doom...or does she?!?

Men--stinky, stinky, stinky!!

A just a couple of minutes later, David Cassidy Drake Cassand is mobbed by fans...

Men are the worst!!!

So Supergirl flies over the ocean to get away from males....when:

Well, she rescues the Amazons from the evil Shark-Men (Men!!! Phoeey!), and Hippolyta is very impressed!

Wha...?

Kara passes all the tests, and gets a new wardrobe!

Almost immediately, Kara is sent off on an incredibly incoherent mission. involving Easter Island, evil witch doctors, talking white gorillas, sole descendents of ancient tribes....bah!!

Still, this leads her to an important decision:

Uhhh, Supergirl, aren't you sort of slamming the whole Amazon lifestyle here, right to Hippolyta's face?

Wait one second...if Kara is Hippolyta's daughter, and Kal-El is her cousin, then when Superman and Wonder Woman get together....EEEEEWWWWWW!!

Anyway, the moral that Kara has extracted from this tale?

D'oh!!!!

From Supergirl #9 (1974)