You know, if someone asked me to describe what the perfect comic book would be, what would I say?
Let's see...how about starring Shang-Chi...written by Jonathan Hickman...What else? Oh, I don't know. How about a KUNG FU MOTORCYCLE RACE??!? Yeah, that would be sweet!! Against whom? Uhh, how about, oh, I don't know, Deadpool?!? Oh, yeah, and Shang-Chi would be wearing Chuck Taylors. Plus, there had better be a Parental Advisory due to much unsavory kung fu violence!! Yeah, that would be the perfect comic book.
Too bad it could never happen...
It’s DEADPOOL versus SHANG-CHI, the peerless Master of Kung-Fu, in a KUNG-FU MOTORCYCLE RACE!
WHAAAAAATTTT?!?!?!?!
Damn, this must be karmic reward for being so ill all month. Thank you, karma!!
The full solicit:
Life is good.
Let's see...how about starring Shang-Chi...written by Jonathan Hickman...What else? Oh, I don't know. How about a KUNG FU MOTORCYCLE RACE??!? Yeah, that would be sweet!! Against whom? Uhh, how about, oh, I don't know, Deadpool?!? Oh, yeah, and Shang-Chi would be wearing Chuck Taylors. Plus, there had better be a Parental Advisory due to much unsavory kung fu violence!! Yeah, that would be the perfect comic book.
Too bad it could never happen...
It’s DEADPOOL versus SHANG-CHI, the peerless Master of Kung-Fu, in a KUNG-FU MOTORCYCLE RACE!WHAAAAAATTTT?!?!?!?!
Damn, this must be karmic reward for being so ill all month. Thank you, karma!!
The full solicit:
SHANG-CHI: MASTER OF KUNG-FU
Written by JONATHAN HICKMAN, CHARLIE HUSTON, MIKE BENSON & ROBIN FURTH
Penciled by KODY CHAMBERLAIN, NELSON & MORE!
Cover by LUCIO PARRILLO
It’s DEADPOOL versus SHANG-CHI, the peerless Master of Kung-Fu, in a KUNG-FU MOTORCYCLE RACE! You won’t believe your eyes when you read this all-new, all-action, all-black-and-white one shot in the spirit of the Mighty Marvel Magazines of yore, but ALL-NOW in style! The kung-fu fighting never lets up for a moment over these four stories by some of Marvel’s hottest writers, including a prose tale by DARK TOWER’s Robin Furth! If you like your comics bold—this is for you!
48 PGS./Black and White/One-Shot/Parental Advisory ...$3.99
Life is good.
Ha. Ha. The Chucks are kickin'.
ReplyDeleteThey should urbanize Deadpool in some feature.
Deadpool with Caucasian-boy dreads coming out the back of his mask?
How about some Deadpool bling?
Deadpool with his pants halfway down his . . . okay, forget that one . . .
Deadpool in Phat Farm and Timberlands?
Deadpool doing a handlock/shoulderbump with Wolverine: "I luv ya bro'!"