Everybody's favorite quasi-network, the CW (the same boneheads who canceled Veronica Mars) has something special planned for us.Just as we have Smallville, focusing ad infinitum on a young Clark Kent who was never Superboy and pouted around like he was part of the cast of Roswell, now the CW is "readying" another can't miss series: The Graysons, which will "follow the world of Dick "DJ" Grayson before he takes on the iconic Robin identity and aligns himself with Batman." Man, I can smell the circus already!!
Since I just know this will be great (please, please please make young Harvey Dent his best friend/rival while constantly giving us ponderous hints to a future you'll never have the balls to show us!!), I'm thinking, why should the CW stop there?? Here's some more ideas:
Rogers: The depressing adventures of skinny Steve Rogers in depression era NY, long before he became Captain America!! His best bud: wacky immigrant trouble maker "Red" Skullinski.
Poor Little Rich Boy: The adventures of Garfield Logan before he became Beast Boy. Surprise: even back then, his favorite color was green!!
Oh, That Savage: The heartwarming adventures of the Neanderthal teenager, before he became immortal and outlived his entire species. Think of it as a caveman 7th Heaven!!
The Osterman Files: The life and times of John Osterman, apprentice watchmaker and nuclear physicist, before he becomes Doctor Manhattan. Bonus: Alan Moore can whine about it and put curses on it, all the while cashing the royalty checks from the increased graphic novel sales the project generates!!
Give me a call, CW...I've got a million of them...
Sir, please take your seat at the bar and know that all your drinks are on me.
ReplyDeleteThe press release I saw wasn't clear if the setting was a circus or not. Sadly, I have to say I'd watch it if it were set at a circus. Not enough circuses in today's TV.
ReplyDeleteIf they did a show chroncling Dick's training...that would be interesting. I see no reason to base a series around his circus life. Good for a story or the occasional flashback (Kung-Fu style, if anyone remembers the two series), but not the whole series.
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