Sometimes, I just am flabbergasted.
Right after I finish a 9,000,000 word post on a Leo Dorfman/Kurt Schaffenberger Lois Lane opus, I come across the duo doing their voodoo over in Jimmy Olsen #159. Beware...whatever your orientation, this one will leave you feeling funny.
The scene: Jimmy Olsen is being hunted by the police, who believe that he's selling the police department's "anti-crime plans" to the underworld. (SPOILER ALERT: He's innocent). So he's got to go on the lam. Jimmy disguises himself while trying to track down "Max the Actor," "the notorious hood who uses a dozen disguises to pull off his jobs."
So what does Jimmy decide to disguise himself as?
Oh, this is going to be wrong on sooo many levels, isn't it?
But Jimmy, cuffs and collars don't match!!
Jimmy Olsen in a mini-skirt just may be THE MOST DISTURBING THING EVER...
Underworld thugs, prepare for a beat down:
No one wields a purse like Jimmy..
Later, Jimmy is captured by the police and their "masquerade squad" (please don't ask). But one of the cops is actually Max the Actor, so it's time for Jimmy to take him down, even while handcuffed:
Oh, that's a knockout!!
Our sweet epilogue:
Man , Dorfman and Schaffenberger, you guys...well, you guys rock, in a crazy, deluded, mind-melting sort of way.
And I can't believe that I made it all the way through here without once using the phrase "tranny hooker."
Oops, there go my Google hits...
No disguise can fool Bahlactus...he can tell the men from the women, right?
Jimmy's life as a tranny hooker is joyfully presented in Jimmy Olsen # 159, 1973
Right after I finish a 9,000,000 word post on a Leo Dorfman/Kurt Schaffenberger Lois Lane opus, I come across the duo doing their voodoo over in Jimmy Olsen #159. Beware...whatever your orientation, this one will leave you feeling funny.
The scene: Jimmy Olsen is being hunted by the police, who believe that he's selling the police department's "anti-crime plans" to the underworld. (SPOILER ALERT: He's innocent). So he's got to go on the lam. Jimmy disguises himself while trying to track down "Max the Actor," "the notorious hood who uses a dozen disguises to pull off his jobs."
So what does Jimmy decide to disguise himself as?
Oh, this is going to be wrong on sooo many levels, isn't it?
But Jimmy, cuffs and collars don't match!!
Jimmy Olsen in a mini-skirt just may be THE MOST DISTURBING THING EVER...
Underworld thugs, prepare for a beat down:
No one wields a purse like Jimmy..Later, Jimmy is captured by the police and their "masquerade squad" (please don't ask). But one of the cops is actually Max the Actor, so it's time for Jimmy to take him down, even while handcuffed:
Oh, that's a knockout!!Our sweet epilogue:
Man , Dorfman and Schaffenberger, you guys...well, you guys rock, in a crazy, deluded, mind-melting sort of way.And I can't believe that I made it all the way through here without once using the phrase "tranny hooker."
Oops, there go my Google hits...
No disguise can fool Bahlactus...he can tell the men from the women, right?
Jimmy's life as a tranny hooker is joyfully presented in Jimmy Olsen # 159, 1973
"Let's see if I rate a wolf whistle"? WAAAAAUGH!
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