Friday, November 9, 2007

Friday Night Fights--Ever Lovin' Blue-Eyed Style

Let's say you're Ben Grimm. And let's further stipulate that you're being bothered by an annoying Johnny Storm:

Johhny Storm--official mascot of the 1979 Pittsburgh PiratesWhat do you do?

Ben Grimm 1, Sister Sledge 0
Yup--SUCKA PUNCH!!!! Now THAT'S clobberin' time!!

It takes a nation of Bahlactus to hold us down.

Bashful Benjy's bitch-slap comes from the thoroughly unnecessary yet entertaining Mythos: Fantastic Four #1. Please, Marvel, retell the origin (and make us pay for it) again and again...

2 comments:

  1. Well, if you're Ben OR near Johnny (or your name is Peter Parker) isn't Johnny being annoying kinda a given?

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  2. Well, there's annoying, and "We Are Family" annoying...

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