We start with the most important thing I've learned from comic books:
Especially when they've invented...
Um...what the hell is a super-video-telepathizer?
Nope.
Now, he is hunting the cause of mysterious murders, but Kid does kind of overboard, beating up an old man just because he has a "queer-looking" television:
So how to understand the TV? Call in...
It requires Zbloni's powers of hypnosis!!
First off, we should note that Kid was able to summon Hitler. Wouldn't he be in Stygia? Maybe Kid can summon people from Stygia, but doesn't realize that's what he's doing? Or maybe being under hypnosis loosened Kid's inhibitions about doing that?
Kid eventually wakes up...
Well, they are headed for the
But how can Kid get in?
So, since the Heptagon is under complete lockdown, why not use...
Zbloni and Hitler manage to avoid thousands of armed military personnel...
Fortunately...
This insane story was the 79th Kid Eternity story, and the standings are:
| Abu | 1 |
| Achilles | 4 |
| Adam | 1 |
| Alden, John | 1 |
| Antony, Marc | 2 |
| Apollo | 1 |
| Aramis | 2 |
| Arnold, Benedict | 1 |
| Arthur, King | 2 |
| Astor, John Jacob | 1 |
| Athos | 2 |
| Atlas | 3 |
| Attila The Hun | 1 |
| Attucks, Crispin | 1 |
| Baker, Lafayette | 1 |
| Barry's father | 1 |
| Barton, Clara | 1 |
| Bernhardt, Sarah | 1 |
| Bertillon, Alphonse | 4 |
| Blackhawk | 1 |
| Bloodhounds (Legree's) | 1 |
| Bluebeard | 1 |
| Bolivar, Simon | 1 |
| Boone, Daniel | 1 |
| Bowie, Jim | 1 |
| Boyd, Belle | 1 |
| Brady, Diamond Jim | 1 |
| Brady, Matthew | 1 |
| Breitbart, Zishe | 1 |
| Bridger, Jim | 1 |
| British Tank crew | 1 |
| Bucephalus | 2 |
| Bunyan, Paul | 3 |
| Byron, George Gordon | 2 |
| Caesar, Octavian | 1 |
| Cagliostro, Alessandro | 1 |
| Calhoun, John C. | 1 |
| Canary, Martha “Calamity” | 1 |
| Cannon, John W. | 1 |
| Capulet, Juliet | 1 |
| Carden, Foster | 1 |
| Carpenter, Daniel | 1 |
| Cave Man | 1 |
| Cherry Sisters | 1 |
| Christian, Fletcher | 1 |
| Clancy, Patrick | 1 |
| Cleopatra | 1 |
| Cody, “Buffalo” Bill | 2 |
| Colt, Samuel | 1 |
| Columbus, Christopher | 2 |
| Corbett, Jim | 3 |
| Corcoran, Peter | 1 |
| Cortes, Hernan | 1 |
| Crillon | 1 |
| Crockett, Davy | 1 |
| Cronson, Gerald | 1 |
| Crusaders | 1 |
| Crusoe, Robinson | 1 |
| Custer, George Armstrong | 2 |
| D'artagnan | 2 |
| d'Aubigny. Julie | 1 |
| Daedalus | 1 |
| Dagger Dan | 1 |
| Davis, Richard Harding | 1 |
| de Bergerac, Cyrano | 2 |
| de Leon, Ponce | 1 |
| de Rais, Gilles | 1 |
| Decatur, Stephen | 1 |
| Discus Thrower | 1 |
| Dockstader, Lew | 1 |
| Dracula | 1 |
| Drake, Sir Francis | 1 |
| Dupin, C. Auguste | 1 |
| Earhart, Amelia | 1 |
| Edison, Thomas | 2 |
| Emery | 1 |
| Ericson, Leif | 2 |
| Fagin | 1 |
| Fairbanks, Douglas Sr. | 1 |
| Faraday, Michael | 1 |
| Fink, Mike | 1 |
| Frankenstein's Monster | 1 |
| Franklin, Ben | 1 |
| Galahad | 1 |
| Geronimo | 2 |
| Goliath | 1 |
| Gotch, Frank | 1 |
| Gothicus, Claudius | 1 |
| Grant, Ulysses S. | 1 |
| Graymalkin | 1 |
| Greb, Harry | 1 |
| Griffiths, Albert | 1 |
| Grimm, Joe | 1 |
| Gulliver, Lemuel | 1 |
| Hamilton, Alexander | 1 |
| Hatfield, John | 1 |
| Hathorne, John | 1 |
| Hauser, Kaspar | 1 |
| Henry, Patrick | 1 |
| Hercules | 2 |
| Hermann, Alexander | 1 |
| Hickathrift, Tom | 1 |
| Hickok, Wild Bill | 1 |
| Hippocrates | 1 |
| Hitler, Adolf | 1 |
| Hodges, Joe | 1 |
| Holmes, Sherlock | 4 |
| Hopkins, Matthew | 1 |
| Horatius Cocles | 1 |
| Houdini, Harry | 3 |
| Houston, Sam | 1 |
| Hyde, Edward | 1 |
| Hyer, Tom | 1 |
| Ikhnaton | 1 |
| Ismail, Yusuf | 1 |
| Jackson, Andrew | 1 |
| James, Jesse | 1 |
| Javert | 2 |
| Jeffries, Jim | 1 |
| Johnson, Martin | 1 |
| Jones, John Paul | 1 |
| Jove | 2 |
| Kamehameha | 1 |
| Khan, Genghis | 2 |
| Kidd, William | 1 |
| Lafayette Escradille | 1 |
| Lafayette, General | 1 |
| Lancelot | 2 |
| Larsen, Wolf | 1 |
| Laughing Cavalier | 1 |
| Laveran, Charles | 1 |
| Leander | 3 |
| Lee, Robert E. | 1 |
| Legree, Simon | 1 |
| Leonidas | 2 |
| Light Brigade | 1 |
| Lincoln, Abraham | 1 |
| Lister, Joseph | 2 |
| Macbeth's Witches | 1 |
| Marable, Fate | 1 |
| Marshall, John | 1 |
| Masterson, Bat | 1 |
| McGrew, Dan | 1 |
| Mercury | 5 |
| Merlin | 1 |
| Mesmer, Franz | 1 |
| Milo Of Croton | 2 |
| Minutemen | 1 |
| Mix, Tom | 1 |
| Montague, Romeo | 1 |
| Montezuma | 1 |
| Morgan, Henry | 1 |
| Mounties | 1 |
| Mulgrew, Jason | 1 |
| Murphy, Charles | 1 |
| Napoleon | 1 |
| Nation, Carrie | 1 |
| Neanderthal | 2 |
| Nefertiti | 1 |
| Neptune | 1 |
| Nightingale, Florence | 1 |
| Noah | 1 |
| Nobel, Alfred | 2 |
| Nobody | 2 |
| North Wind | 1 |
| Nostradamus | 2 |
| O'Brien, David | 1 |
| Oakley, Annie | 1 |
| Og | 1 |
| Orpheus | 1 |
| Osceola | 1 |
| Paddock, Charley | 1 |
| Pasteur, Louis | 1 |
| Penelope | 1 |
| Perseus | 1 |
| Pheidippides | 2 |
| Pied Piper | 1 |
| Pinkerton, Allan | 1 |
| Plastic Man | 1 |
| Pocahontas | 1 |
| Poe, Edgar Allen | 1 |
| Porthos | 4 |
| Post, Wiley | 1 |
| Prometheus | 1 |
| Quixote, Don | 2 |
| Reilly, Sidney | 1 |
| Revere, Paul | 1 |
| Richard the LionHeart | 2 |
| Richtofen's Flying Circus | 1 |
| Rin-Tin-Tin | 2 |
| Robespierre, Maximilien | 1 |
| Robin Hood | 3 |
| Roc | 1 |
| Rogers' Rangers | 2 |
| Röntgen, Wilhelm | 1 |
| Russell, Lillian | 1 |
| Rustum | 1 |
| Ryan, Paddy | 1 |
| Samson | 3 |
| Sandow, Eugen | 1 |
| Sayers, Tom | 1 |
| Schleyer, Johann | 1 |
| Selous, Frederick | 1 |
| Serra, Junipero | 1 |
| Shakespeare, Willaim | 1 |
| Siegfried | 1 |
| Silver, Long John | 2 |
| Skunk, Jimmy | 1 |
| Socrates | 1 |
| Solomon | 1 |
| Stanley, Henry | 1 |
| Steinmetz, Charles | 2 |
| Stogie | 1 |
| Sullivan, John L. | 2 |
| Svengali | 1 |
| Tecumseh | 1 |
| Tell, William | 1 |
| Thalfi | 1 |
| Thor | 3 |
| Thumb, Tom | 1 |
| Thurston, Howard | 1 |
| Tiglath IV | 1 |
| Tuck, Friar | 1 |
| Tut-ankh-amen | 1 |
| Twain, Mark | 1 |
| Ulysses | 1 |
| Uncas | 1 |
| Valjean, Jean | 1 |
| Vercingetorix | 1 |
| Villa, Pancho | 1 |
| Villon, Francois | 1 |
| von Helmholtz, Hermann | 1 |
| Vulcan | 2 |
| Washington, George | 3 |
| Watson, John H | 1 |
| Webster, Daniel | 2 |
| Whittington, Richard | 1 |
| Wright Brothers | 1 |
| Xanthippe | 1 |
| Zapata, Emiliano | 1 |
| Zbyzko, Stanislaus | 1 |
| Zorro | 1 |
NEXT--Be prepared!
From Kid Eternity #13 (1949)
Kid should have called Tesla instead of Edison, and that story would have been shorter.
ReplyDelete… to clarify that, Tesla would have recognised the work of a fellow mad scientist and figured out what was needed to work it where the more pedestrian Edison failed.
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