Manic Monday--The Dangers of Russian Porn!!

War is hell...

We're in Korea, and an enemy plane has been shot down...

What are those leaflets?

Va. Va. Voom!!! Back in the U.S.S.R., they don't know how lucky they are!!

When Joe's company is sent to investigate the downed plane...

They try to make the captured North Korean pilot haul them back to base...

Why is he so reluctant?

AIEEEEE!!

YOU DIRTY COMMIES!!! Sabotaging pin-ups?!?!?! I mean, those pictures are supposed to be hot, but not that hot!!

Fortunately, a disaster to U.S. troops is averted, with just enough left for one more joke...

For the record, this was still a much better plan than anything Cobra Commander ever came up with!

From G.I. Joe #14 (1952)