Thursday, August 9, 2018

When Aquaman And Hawkman Were Enourmous Dicks To Superman!!

Long story short, Queen Bee is running amok, and Kal-El is trying to round up hordes of angry bees without hurting them--because that's what Superman does!!

But...

OK, that's a pretty cool way to come up with a new weakness for Superman. Points, Gerry Conway.

But then along come Aquaman and Hawkman, being complete and total dicks to the greatest hero ever:

Really?

REALLY??

Mr. "I die if I stay away from water for 61 minutes" and Mr. "Oooh, I'm so baddass because I use a mace" are going to call Superman...a coward?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Get bent.

Oh, that flying guy coming at the dicks from below there? That's a mannequin filled with bees. Because comics!!

Still, Aquaman and Hawkman--enormous assholes.

From Justice League Of America #131 (1976)

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