Manic Monday Triple Overtime--Why You Shouldn't Ride Elon Musk's Rockets!

Elon Musk most mornings...?

Tad Stone is ready to test the first U.S. space rocket...

Well, Tad's not one for following orders, so he pulls a Reed Richards, and goes along for the ride...

Of course, the moon was a bit different than we were warned...

Eventually, it's time to go home to a hero's welcome!

Sadly, the "retardo-jets" didn't retard enough, as the ship crashes, and...

Yes...

...I'm betting that there's a Tesla with a mannequin crash landing in ancient Egypt or such about right now...

From Weird Tales Of The Future #6 (1953)