Well, duh, right? Everyone knows--
What's that? You don't know why Daredevil doesn't like car washes?!?!
Well, it's a good thing I'm here, then.
See, someone stole Matt Murdock's car, and--
What's that? Blind Matt Murdock had a car?
Well, it was really the firm's car. Foggy thought they needed to present a better image than having to show up in taxis or take the subway, so he spent the firm's hard-earned $ and bought a car.
And some punks stole it.
So, Daredevils tracks the rambunctious joy-riders all over town!
FWUBBA DUBBA DADUB!!
And so, that's why Daredevil hates car washes.
Oh, don't worry, the insurance paid off the car.
If only Matt had gone through this car wash, things would have gone a lot better for him!!
From Marvel Fanfare #27 (1986)
That actually...makes sense!
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