Time for more "man-on-animal action" in this week's Friday Night Fights. Or, to be more precise, woman-on-polar bear action!!
We begin with a scene not quite as dramatic as this...
...but c'mon, any scene with Black Canary parachuting in is pretty cool, right?
She's come to the Arctic to visit Kal-El for some girl talk...
...but she needs to pay some more attention to her surroundings!!
Wait...how does the bear know who her boyfriend is?!?
Again, the bear trash talks Ollie!
MORAL: Even if you're a polar bear, don't keep bringing up your opponent's boyfriend during a fight!!
Spacebooger is very glad Superman showed up to save the poor bear:
Superman saves the species from extinction (temporarily) in DC Comics Presents #30 (1981), by Gerry Conway, Curt Swan and Vince Colletta
Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Black Canary parachuting...what else do you need? Now go and vote!!
So, Dinah parachutes into the Arctic ice and snow in those ridiculous high-heeled boots?? How the hell does she walk around, let alone fight poley bears? And was it necessary to wear the wig as well? Damn it, Dinah, you don't have to wear your costume when nobody's around and it's clearly inappropriate!
ReplyDeleteAnd come to think of it, doesn't the Fortress of Solitude have a JLA teleporter?
Why didn't she just sonically blast him back?
ReplyDeleteYeah, the high heels are absurd. Actually i am rather surprised that they didn't have her wear the black swim suit and fishnets!
ReplyDeleteThrowing a polar bear.
ReplyDeleteThrowing a polar bear.
Throwing a polar bear.
Go home, Conway. You're drunk.