Nick Fury has been kidnapped!! Tony Stark has been put in charge of S.H.I.E.L.D. combat operations! He's building a giant-ass whajamahoozis!
Where is Fury? The Fixer and Mentallo have him!!
Alright, as death traps go, "welding him to an honest-to-God H-bomb" is a pretty good one, you have to admit.
But did I mention that Tony Stark is on the case?
And...
Yes, Tony Stark invented a device that melts hydrogen bombs! Apparently with no radiation danger!!
Granted, it's not terribly portable, but give Stark a couple of days...he'll miniaturize it! And no one will ever be threatened by nuclear weaponry again!!
From Strange Tales #143 (1966)
So, Tony Stark: you took over SHIELD, built a world-saving gizmo, it worked perfectly, you saved the day, nobody got killed, you weren't a dick to anyone and you ceded leadership afterwards?
ReplyDelete... Who are you, and what did you do with the REAL Tony Stark???