Manic Monday Triple Overtime--There's A Thin Line Between Billionaire Crime-Fighter And Stalker!

Before we begin, let me preface this by noting that this is one of those imaginary stories.

But still creepy as hell, nonetheless:

So, Batman not only has a shrine set up to Lois Lane, he buys gifts for her that he never gives her.

Bruce, I think you're on the wrong side of the Dobler-Dahmer line...

Still, maybe that's just standard on this imaginary Earth, as...

Superman has his own his own Lois shrine.

Maybe this is Earth-C (for Creepy).

Anyway, Lois dumps Superman for not paying enough attention to her, Bruce swoops in, and all is domestic bliss:

And so super-hero stalking pays off in the end!!

From Lois Lane #89 (1969)