Manic Monday Triple Overtime--Dog Poop!!

You know whom we haven't checked in with for awhile?

Rang-A-Tang The Wonder Dog!!

Man, I love Rang-A-Tang!!

Anyway, as was the style back in those days, Blue Ribbon Comics started a club to attract dimes from their young readers:

Hey, it's all harmless, and they seem to have a good cause, and the right attitude, and--

Wait... what's that!?!?

"Bowel Functions"?!?! BOWEL FUNCTIONS?!!?!?!?!

Look, I'm not sure what kind of information you're looking for here, especially in the small space provided. Size? Frequency? Consistency? Smell?

I'm just saying, it used to be acceptable in this country to encourage children to write in and describe their dogs' poop. What a country...

Ad from Blue Ribbon Comics #17 (1941)