Manic Monday Triple Overtime--This Would Have Made A Great Episode Of M*A*S*H!!

It's 1952, and Joe Yank's unit is getting a visit from a USO singer!

Well, of course, every man on the base is in love with her. But Joe figures there's something suspicious about her...

Yes, because whenever you slap a Russian woman, she'll call you a "pigovitch"!!

Joe & friend are captured, and they find out the commie spy's dastardly plan:

Ah, the old "what color is my dress" ploy!! Not exactly Enigma, but it will do in a pinch!

But our boys escape...

...and decide to use this opportunity to use the now-broken dress code to send false information to the enemy!

So...

Fortunately, the North Koreans have crappy binoculars or something, because they are completely fooled!

D'oh!!

Once again, cross-dressing has saved capitalism from the commies!!


From Joe Yank #8 (1952)