Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Morgan Edge Is Earth-1's Hugh Hefner?!?!

Morgan Edge is throwing one hell of a shindig!

"Anything goes" parties? People don't want to be "caught" and embarrassed by what they're doing? Everyone wears costumes?!?

By Rao, Morgan Edge holds cosplay orgies at his mansion!

Plus...Spider-Man is there!!!! A trans-multiversal cosplay orgy!!

How could you let this happen, Comics Code?

BONUS: Jimmy Olsen hitting on a chick while wearing his Elastic Lad suit at a cosplay orgy is pretty creepy. Especially when it turns out that she is a distant descendant of his from the future (No, really!! She is!! COMICS!!)

From DC Comics Presents Annual #2 (1983)
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2 comments:

  1. Mista WhiskasMay 31, 2017 at 3:37 PM

    Seduction of the innocent indeed!

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  2. SFMay 31, 2017 at 4:39 PM

    For what it's worth, assuming you're talking at least 10 generations when you say "far future", the genetic overlap would be on the order of sixth cousins, I believe.

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