Thursday, April 6, 2017

The #1 Reason That I Could Never, Ever Be Batman!

An awful lot of us fanboys like to project ourselves as Batman.

Hey, he's an everyman with no powers--I could be Batman (if I were a billionaire sociopath with no chance of ever being happy...)

Why, I can't think of one thing that could stop me from being Batman!!

Wait...WHAT?!?!?!!

Well, so much for that dream. I told you he was a sociopath!!

Maybe I could be the Flash. I bet he eats pie...

From Superman #20 (2017)
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4 comments:

  1. SallyPApril 6, 2017 at 5:51 PM

    Gasp! What kind of monster doesn't eat PIE?

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  2. SinaApril 7, 2017 at 1:08 PM

    I eat pie 😀 I just don't eat pastry 😎

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  3. AnonymousApril 7, 2017 at 8:04 PM

    Then...all those Hostess ads...were LIES?!

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  4. Captain EntropyApril 8, 2017 at 11:06 AM

    He's over thirty-five and in phenomenal physical condition. Do you really think he's getting more than fifty grams of net carbs a day? And of those, do you think ANY are from processed sugar?

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