Manic Monday Triple Overtime--Making Riverdale Great Again!!

It's pretty clear why they never let Jughead graduate...

Can you imagine the devastating hit Riverdale food and entertainment venues would take once he left for college? The jobs that would be lost? The carnage would be unimaginable!

So the obvious solution was to keep him (and his friends) perpetually young, and perpetually in high school!!

From Jughead #291 (1979)