Friday Night Fights--Nazi Contortionist Style!!

We're getting goofy Golden Age style today, dear readers, for this week's Friday Night Fights!

The Angel was a pretty lame non-memorable hero--just some guy who put on a costume and fought bad guys. He had no powers (although at one point he got a magic caper that let him fly, because comics).

Anyway, dozens of scientists have gone missing, at the same time there have been unusual python
sightings (!?!):

See?

Anyhoo, the Angel goes to investigate...

"Ramsack"?? (OK, Merriam-Webster says that's a "dialectal variant" of ransacked, so I guess we'll let it pass...

YOW!!

WHAT?!?!

Oh my sweet lord...

But...

KNOCKOUT!!!

Spacebooger would like some background on this Python character:

Well, he looks like this...

...and this...

...and he's not really a snake, but...

O. M. G.

Nazi contortionist courtesy of Sub-Mariner Comics #2 (1941), by Paul Gustavson and George Mandell

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? I'm pretty certain that no other blog today has brought you a Nazi contortionist personally appointed by Hitler to impersonate a python. So go and vote!!