Hey, Rick and Debbie--guess where our vacation is at this year?
Sardineland? Dad!! WTF??
Yes, you can blame the Maine Sardine Council for this bit of self-promotion.
I'll have to admit--I wasn't aware how important sardines are to Maine's economy...
Hey, Ricky and Debbie---let's go on a sardine boat!!
Ewwww!!
I will say this--the Maine Sardine Council goes out of their way to make sardines entertaining.
There are quizzes:
Don't worry...here's the answers:
Sardine pep talks from U.S. senators:
FREE recipe books:
Crossword puzzles:
Sorry, you're on your own for the answers this time.
Stupid games to play!
Remember--if your sardines aren't from Maine, they aren't truly American!!
FACT: There is one job that women are better at than machines:
By the way...sardines!!
Remember...don't eat any of crappy Massachusetts or Oregon sardines!
Who likes sardines?
And mmm, mmm, they're so healthy for you!
Sardineland--take your family next summer!!
Gah! Sardines! My dad loves sardines... he'd make a sardine sandwich with cheese and raw onion, and then try to smell his breath!
ReplyDeleteI like a sardine once in a while, but you really have to be in the mood for them. Especially since it's all you'll taste for the rest of the day.
ReplyDeleteI don't think any other comic could bore me more, though.