I Yam The Faskeskt Man Alives!!

The comics world is obsessed with The Flash racing Superman:

Trust me. There's plenty more where that came from....

But where's the race that we really want to see?

Popeye receive a threatening note...

It's from Sea Hag!!

The Sea Hag has a desert castle?

Anyway...

Buckle up!!

Yeah, with enough spinach, Popeye is pretty damned fast.

So where the hell is the Flash/Popeye race than America is demanding? (And by America, I mean ME).

From Popeye #52 (1960), as reprinted in Classic Popeye #52 (2016)