Two Millennia Of Political Philosophy Debate Summarized In One Panel

Throw away all those textbooks and dry treatises, kids.

Because you can summarize the past 2000 years of political thought with this debate:

So you just need to decide if you're with Team Popeye or on Team Blozo, and you can pass any philosophy test.

You're welcome.

From Popeye #51 (1960), as reprinted in Classic Popeye #51 (2016)