Linda Danvers is out shopping for
groovy clothes, when a very odd shopkeeper steps in...
Of course, it's a plot by shiftless aliens!
Kara even has to wear them when she goes into action as
Supergirl!!
But she's under the alien's control...so a quick visit to
Metropolis!
Wait--is that a tiny,
Atom-sized pair of glasses? Yes, yes it is!
So, while Kara manages to escape,
Superman goes all
Amway on the
Justice League:
Fortunately...
Whew...that was close.
Too soon, though, as we never got a change to see
Hal or
Ollie wearing those glasses over their domino masks...
The moral of the story: get contacts.
From Adventure Comics #423 (1972)
You can tell that Hal is just giddy at the chance to shoot Superman in the face. Granted, he'd prefer Batman... but he'll take what he can get.
ReplyDeleteSo let's see... Superman comes in wearing glasses. First he tries to trick the rest of the League into wearing glasses, and when that fails, he tries to force the glasses on them. Supergirl tells Hal to destroy the glasses Superman is wearing, but Hal has no idea how that could possibly help. You're not very bright, Hal, are you? Don't ever change, buddy.
ReplyDeleteI think everybody in the League must fantasize about shooting Superman or punching Batman at some point. Lucky Hal, he got to do both!
ReplyDeleteDoes Aquaman get goggles?
ReplyDeleteHe does get goggles! And one of those little nose-pinchy things you wear around your neck!
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