Friday Night Fights--Tie Me Down, Sport Style!!

MC Spacebooger has declared that the next 12 rounds of Friday Night Fights must all fights must feature kicks: "a foot to the face, a boot to the belly, a roundhouse to the ribs, a heel to the head, a stiletto to the stomach..."

He asked for it...

I think we've all been here...flying above the California countryside with your college professor and your trained kangaroo...

Trained kangaroo?!?!

Obviously, you're late to the party if you don't already know about Kangaroo Man and Bingo:

 Man, if that's not the premise for the best 1970s TV show that never actually existed...

Anyway, these guys do find actual Nazi agents wreakin' havoc in America!

Uh-oh!!

Don't worry--you can't beat a daredevil explorer and his trained kangaroo that easily!!

Then--time for Bingo to kick fifth columnist ass!!

And thus the republic was saved.

Spacebooger is now sorry he asked for kicks.

Kangaroo savate from Choice Comics #1 (1941), by S. M. Iger (writer) and Chuck Winters (pencils and inks)

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Who else gave you KANGAROOS BEATING UP NAZIS?!?! So go and vote!