Wait, So Spider-Man Is Mango?!?

This ad appeared in this week's Spidey #8:

Cool. I wish I had had super-hero shaped body wash when I was a kid.

But then I had to go and read the small print...

OK, you cannot drop a bomb like that on us without telling us which hero is which scent!!!

I mean, Hulk is green, so he should be apple, right? But his pants are purple, so grape...?

And of those four, who the hell is berry? Mango?

I mean, what does Tony Stark smell like?!?

I NEED TO KNOW WHICH SCENT IS ASSOCIATED WITH WHICH HERO OR I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET ANY SLEEP TONIGHT!!!

Yes, I am a loser...