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The least true thing ever said:

No, no it's not. Ventriloquism is the second lowest form of comedy, with the use of puppets/dummies somehow excusing jokes that would get other non-ventriloquist comedians booted off the stage for being unfunny hacks.

Plus, you can always see their lips move. Always.

Ventriloquism--unless you're Superman, just don't.

From Climax #2 (1955)